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“You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.”
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
“Colleges don’t make fools, they only develop them.”
- George Lorimer
“Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
-Mark Twain
“Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.”
-G. B. Trudeau
“I noticed that almost everyone I went to college with has worked at something other than the subject they majored in. I guess that’s one of the reasons for campus unrest.”
- Kent McCord
“I’m a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed.”
- Bruce Lee
“Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.”
- John Gree